An Interview with Sardar.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is jayanthi.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

Sardar : You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How ?

Sardar : You said this is American made radio.

But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gaveRs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool. I have a pass."

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

Sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler.